“Thank God it’s not a prostitute!”
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– My name is Sebastian Gonzalez and I'm gonna be surprising
my mom with a tattoo. – Honestly, we could get any number of reactions from my family. – Something about
tattoos just speak to me. It's dope, but they
wouldn't let me get one so. – None of my family has
ever gotten a tattoo. – I don't think my mom
is gonna be too happy. – I ended up choosing a
Koi fish, just because it fits in with the whole
zen vibe of my family. – I'll be getting a dragon tattoo. My mom's pretty smart but
also I really dig dragons. – A little bit nervous
but at the same time, I think this is gonna be great. – He was such a good kid. He just was always very, just listen. (laughs) – Very proud of you. You know, I just. – Thanks ma. I'd never wanna do anything that would take away from that
pride that you have in me. – Well I want to give him his space, but I would hope that
he was honest with me. – Yeah. – Do you remember when I was
like talking to the two of you about Tom's birthday, like
the weekend before last? – Yes. – And I got a little bit
heavily under the influence. Well, there's like one other thing I ended up doing that night. – (sighs) The real reason why I brought you here wasn't for really any of this. – What? – Just. – You're (bleep) me. Sebastian. When did you get that? – I got it like a couple of weeks ago. – You're dad is gonna kill you, dude. – No ma, no. – Alright so. – Oh my gosh! It's beautiful. – I got a Koi fish. – Was it painful? – I don't really remember. – No, well good. – I wanted a tattoo and you
said you like personal space. I do what I want. – What is it? – It's like a dragon with
smokes and stuff like that. – It looks like scribbles to me Sebastian. – Come on mom now you're just being mean. – Oh my God. – I love the Koi fish.
It's kind of tied in with Papa Ross, my dad. He had a beautiful Koi pond. And who actually had a heart attack right next to his Koi pond. And it was the most
peaceful way for him to go. It was a blessing. – Do you even know, like
when you got the tattoo, like what does it mean to you? – It means strength, resilience, and that I really like
Lord of the Rings so yeah. – I don't know why I thought, you know, that you had gotten in
trouble with the law or you decided to go sleep with a hooker. And I was like oh no. So a tattoo is mild. – Oh ok. – I've gone through this with him before. I got a tattoo when I was 18, but now I'm 44 years old. I wanna get it off. I'm disappointed. At
least talk to me about it. – (sighs) – And especially that color. – (laughs) wow mom. – I've considered tattoos myself. – What would you get for a tattoo? – Maybe an octopus. Thank God it wasn't a prostitute. – Oh more? Like what else can you tell me? – (sighs) – Oh great. – Calm down. Alright, the tattoo's fake mom. – (laughs) Let me see. – The tattoo's fake mom, like you can scrape it off just barely. – (laughs) Thank God you didn't get it. – I just want to give you
one last look of the tattoo. – Yes. – Cause it's actually gonna wash off. (laughs) It's not a real tattoo. – Really? – You don't understand how
much it was gonna cost us to get that lasered off. – Who said I was gonna get it lasered off? – I'm shaking I'm so happy! (laughs) – It's a beautiful tattoo though. – You didn't want to go for something a little more masculine? – (laughs) – I want to give you
your personal space, but like something like that is big. Tagging yourself and doing
that is not what makes you. You is what makes you. – Don't get an octopus tattoo. Cause I think the octopus
would be a little. – Scary? – Scary.