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hey guys before this video starts I just want to give you a quick little update on life I'm still pregnant but also I'm currently in New York City because today my book comes out I thought I'm here for press yesterday I did live with Kelly and Ryan today I'm shooting an episode of Stephen Colbert it's not airing today it's airing later but anyway I just want to say I'm so proud of this book it's all of Miranda's Diaries duct-taped together I worked so hard and so long in this book I'm so proud of it and it would mean the world to me if you guys all bought it I think it's relatable to everybody because everyone's had embarrassing Diaries from their childhood and I'm just putting mine on blast it would mean the world to me if you guys supported me by buying book and reading it and enjoying it and telling me your favorite parts the last time I wrote a book self it got on the New York Times number one best selling list which was mind-boggling and so cool and if that happened again I think I would lose my mind but regardless it's so cool that I even got the opportunity to write a second book so please go get it it would mean the world to me thank you so much also I'm on tour starting tomorrow so this is my list of tour dates this is my last word for a really long time so come see me and come see my little baby bump and now I have a month bang for you guys we shot a while ago we talked a lot about Tanika and VidCon there's a lot of update since then so just keep in mind this is filmed a long time ago but right now my brain is exploding because there's so much going on with my book coming out all the press I've been doing my tour starts there's just so much happening so this was a really fun and easy video for me to upload for you guys today I hope you don't mind that it's not a fully edited fancy-pants video but don't worry I have another one of those coming out for you this Friday yeah so I love you guys I hope you like this video and get my book come see want to okay let me stop I go back hello everybody I am feeling my Trisha Paytas roots today and I'm going to do a mukbang how do you even say I feel like I say wrong mukbang I say muck thing I think it's muck thing I don't know anyway you guys know now I am pregnant and this has been my craving everyday all I want to do is eat in and out every five seconds makes me feel like me and Kylie Jenner are kindred spirits because when she announced that she had a baby there's a little moment in her video where she was like in and out tastes so good and it does is he's so good my sister's coming and we're gonna eat in and out and just talk because another thing about being pregnant is I'm tired all the time and I have no energy and so to make a full-on video just isn't gonna happen today today I'm just gonna eat and talk to you guys so hope you don't mind but I got a lot of stuff I got all my favorite things Rachael is vegan and so she usually just eats french fries but they also said they had a version of a vegan burger so I guess she's gonna try that I think it's just like bread with like wheat that has meat in it is that one hers oh this one's her the one that looks more full is actually vegan this one so live your life that looks actually kind of good it looks better than mine rich better hurry up I'm gonna eat her food too I'm pregnant this is weird I've only ever done this with Trisha Paytas I've never done this by myself so this is really awkward right now I also got animal style fries which are like my favorite thing in the world but they gypped me on the spread but luckily because I have a brain I ordered extra spread so I will be crushing that later they only gave us one napkin which was really rude I bet I could talk about VidCon and Tanic on because that drama happened kind of recently oh my god this looks so good um for those of you don't have in and out which is most of the world it's my favorite fast-food place it is that was not a fart by the way that was moose Rachel's here look if they have a vegan burger it's no cheese and no meat so there's pickles in it stuff which Mayo oh my gosh no pickles are delicious I love pickles oh wait this is delicious okay terrible to order on your own unless that vegan girl work mm-hmm news coming out after my pregnancy video so so we can talk about it I was just saying this has been like my number one craving like I've been eating this so much and just for me I'm assuming yes and don't come for me saying he's supposed to eat healthy when you're pregnant in the first trimester the first three months you're miserable and you're so sick and everything makes you want to die and so the one thing that it makes you sort of happy is finding a food that doesn't make you want to throw up mm-hmm that's enough for me so I don't worry I had it I ate a whole bowl of fruit this morning for breakfast so this same I mean don't make excuses it tastes good um I ate muffins mmm I was going to talk about VidCon and I'm Tana Khan tell me young panna cotta can you know gee all I know is that I've just seen people on Twitter that were friends with her that aren't friends with her but our friends with her stuff I'm Tana mojo and youtuber who you all probably know put together her own convention because she's never been a feature creator at VidCon and she's got major drama with VidCon so she was like f that I'm gonna do a know him she tried to throw her own convention and she had big youtubers doing it like Shane Dawson Casey nice that Miranda sings I'm so famous and so I guess like what they said on the Internet is that too many people showed up it was oversold it was just like a hall with nothing in it no food no water and it got shut down because there's too many people it was confusing because at first Jana like just was like 20,000 people showed up oh my god 20,000 people who didn't have tickets showed up you know No and so it just looked like she was blaming it on the fans for showing up to her convention yeah which looked kind of bad in my opinion but then she turned it around and I was like this is my fault it wasn't organized I'm just a young girl trying to do this like I think she was in denial for a while I know we could still make this work this is not gonna be epic it's gonna be great and it took like a really long time for her final be like okay mm-hmm it's done so I was supposed to perform I had a full day at VidCon like back-to-back starting I woke up at like 7:30 all day press and all this stuff all day at VidCon and I told them I can perform Friday night okay this is my personal Tanika on experience I want to do it I wanted to support Hannah I love VidCon I don't have anything against VidCon I think that comes awesome but I also want to support other YouTube creators trying out new things and I think that's awesome when youtubers tried you said like that so I was like yeah I'll totally support and so I said I'd perform I said the only day I can is Friday night because I have stuff all day Friday so the day before I'm supposed to perform they finally send me my schedule and it says those performing at 4 mm-hmm and I was like I can't do that I told you II can't perform til Friday night so they switched it for me and I was supposed to go from my final interview which ended at 5:00 and drive straight to tan Khan and like literally walk onstage around 6:00 that was the plan well around two-ish or 3 ish I started hearing rumors that Tana Khan was cancelled on Twitter just for my kids and stuff so I started searching on Twitter everywhere for information I started texting people that I knew at Tana calm the people who have been in contact with me organizing the event no one responds to me they're a little busy they were very busy I was texting other people I knew who I'm going to Tanic on like what's going on Ricky Dillon takes me is like I don't know one supposed to have a panel in 15 minutes like I don't know what's going on mess we couldn't figure out anything and I'm just looking at Twitter and seeing like mobs of people outside and I was like what's going on like should I still go and which was like no I'm not but I was like but I don't want to disappoint people like what if it's still going one of these were just rumors so I was still planning on going yeah and then finally I text James Charles and I was like hey sis what is going on and she texts me he's like it's a mess like don't go he's the only person who said anything yeah so when James said that I was like oh maybe I shouldn't go and then finally I heard back from Tanis people and they were like we're so so sorry they're really nice they're we're so so sorry it wasn't the good times people it was Tanis people yeah they were like we're so sorry like we're trying to figure it out trying to find another venue it was like no worries let me know if I can help from afar but I need to go home I wasn't feeling well and and they were really nice thoroughly thank you for even responding thank you for contact like they're really nice I reached out to tanto I haven't heard from her obviously she's been very busy um this also this video is being films probably a week or two before I post it so there might be updates to the amount of ketchup you have I said I want to go out of ketchup I love it so I said hey channel let me know if there's anything I can do if you need free merge who can you take us to my shows like anything to recompensate the fans like I'd love to help you know I'm still proud of you for trying to put this on I never heard back from her I'm sure she's just swamped the million things but that's the team that's my side up I don't have a side cuz I was just in clean hotel room with us and that was my side as well but I know that James was frustrated with her because she wouldn't just like cancel it yeah and for the safety of the fam and he told her from the beginning apparently you can't do this in two months uh-huh he's right I was at the original meeting I was reading there's Twitter are you Thermal splitters he's very very vocal no filter you said that uh-huh he said we told it alike this isn't gonna work I don't read it basically it was like know it well that's wild so we gonna make a sister coin am I gonna make a sister car and you me that's James's brand all right Big Sisters don't exist unless ji hyo's is involved but we're gonna invite him apparently he's got he literally already tweeted who's ready for sister car next year so he already took that branding um Ballinger con here we come never I never want to do a con no that is way too much work yes absolutely so people realize the first VidCon was not what it is today no of course not it's hard to get that epoch how was your VidCon experience me mm-hmm yeah um I actually do a lot and it was amazing and I got to see everybody it didn't hug everybody it was great I wish there were times like a safe way to go and I just like hang out on the floor with other people but it's just not safe yeah cuz we like us like one thing I do miss and I know they're doing this for safety but I loved VidCon and playlist when like when you're getting in the cars or and you can see people and even see my fans and like way to them and I could run over and take payments up and I know they don't do that anymore for safety reasons because yeah it was causing issues but like I loved that I felt very disconnected from the fans this yeah and we even when I'd go up to her pink I went up for my panel right before I went up because it's a small intimate room mm-hmm the security guard was like you're not allowed to take selfies afterwards we want you off the stage we don't want to have people rush because there's stuff afterwards but I was like round okay so I'm I was licking people's hands as I left licking I went to like fake piss one of their is like all the Twitter people that we know and favor I walk and they put out their hands for a kiss and I ended up and I have a click but s is like you won't do it it's my lick Vanessa's videos real looking people as well left your arm around AB I felt bad cuz they said don't and I'm I'm a stickler for the rules meet you so they said don't take a selfie I was like ok they did say I couldn't like people you're so weird finally this is animal cell fries a lot of you don't know what in and out is I get everything animal style which means so good cheese grilled onions and I hate onions but the way they grow long is so good I like grilled onions now I hate onions but grilled onions on this and then it says cheese grilled onions and they're spread which is essentially Thousand Island dressing yeah um you know so that's what I missed about yeah good time this year's I felt great disconnected I had to leave early cuz pregnant so pregnant um so this pregnancy's been really hard and I was like that sounds like it's the worst it's the words it sounds terrible it's so bad like it's really sad to me because it's obviously a miracle it's really cool there's a baby growing in me like I feel so lucky and fortunate that like I am pregnant and I have a healthy baby and like so far and I was able to get pregnant quickly like so many people it's so hard like I'm very grateful for all of that but it doesn't change the fact that like being pregnant is so brutal like it is talks about it because you're supposed to it's a miracle shut up because have you saved it sucks people think you're ungrateful I mean that's not true and this is the best way I can explain it like when people say pregnant people who complain are ungrateful if I were to sit here this whole video and talk about all the elements I'm going through and how miserable I am and how much it sucks and how much I don't enjoy being pregnant it is not fun granted everyone's pregnancy is very different so mine is very different from everyone else's but people would be offended by me saying that sucks because I should be grateful that I was able to get pregnant but this is how I look at it it's like if you were going to Disneyland next week I didn't lend your favorite place and world or like or better yet like two weeks from now you get a free trip to Hawaii everything pays for four seasons like anyone you want to go in the best suite like you're gonna have the most amazing miracle magical trip of your life in two weeks but right now two weeks before you are miserably ill what so so you can't get out of bed you're throwing up every two seconds every part of your body hurts you're crying all the time you're miserable and it would be like if you came up to me and said I feel like crap right now and I said you are so ungrateful you're going to Hawaii in two weeks I feel miserable it does not mean I'm not excited to have a baby it means I'm miserable yes so it's really weird to me that pregnant women aren't allowed to complain about being which you should be allowed to us but say we on him not pregnant you should be allowed to say whatever you want you're pregnant it's done right I'm not saying like I hate my baby I wish I wasn't pregnant I'm saying like it sucks like yeah frankly that's being pregnant is really your body is making another body that it's that's not gonna be easy like it's stupid that we all assume it's gonna be easy peasy pumpkin squeeze yeah like this morning Eric was like how you feeling and I said I didn't sleep much last night he said why Noah because everyone just assumes you get nosh on that set yeah I go you know I've really bad stomach cramps like stomach pains and he goes oh no why and I think because all of my organs are moving like what do you think you don't think your body has to make room for a baby so like your organs have to move out of the way for the uterus to grow for the baby to grow so things are moving and stretching so I was like imagine if any of you have ever had braces tech nerds when they tighten your braces and your teeth are moving and so your gums hurt your yeah it kind of pains I get in my stomach because things are moving and growing and changing and disgusting so it keeps you awake it sucks everything about it baby's like whoa the limo from coming in literally ma it's really wild that's probably why you shouldn't drink what are you pregnant your livers just do you don't know where it is that that might know so anyway it's really sex that sounds great mmm but in and out tastes delicious yeah let her have her in and out people her organs are moving mm-hmm you Dericks I just learned were you there in a c-section they take out your organs put them on a table next to you take out the baby that put the organs back what how does this happen a birth is weird everything about it is wild everything about it is and you don't know anything I didn't know any of this before I got pregnant I know I thought I knew a lot because Jessica's had four kids but she's like oh I don't she's shoe drop so she's a rock star she is magical births mm-hmm boom you're not easy they're not easy but like just the way she handles it she's just like hey Fionna I think I'm having a contraction I'm gonna be like got it you haven't you're not having a contraction yes I am I'm having a contraction right now you gotta hate Braxton Hicks that's like the fake what is the weather called control via fake contractions but you something you probably already did this in another video look a list of symptoms these are just the symptoms that I have had some women have more than me some people have less I talked to a friend the other day who said her friend pregnant in the same around the same time as mean she hasn't had a single symptom good oh she's denying it for four months she hasn't had ones of them I'm like that's magical like I'm so happy for her cuz but for me it's been nausea obviously I haven't thrown up so I've been really grateful but anyway is she actually pregnant has it been No but Naja really bad to imagine the feeling right before you throw up really couple throw up oh I'm gonna die that's how you feel like kind of 24/7 it's not just in the morning but that really bad exhaustion's been really bad I fall asleep sitting up at fall asleep at 9 p.m. I'm like yawning all over the place all the time like I'm so tired no energy like really sad emotional crying all the time those are the biggest ones we're then after that peeing every 5 minutes every 5 minutes have to pee and it's a lot of pee and I don't know where it comes from because I drink enough water lots of pain really stuffy nose can't breathe like all the time stuffy nose hasn't gone away since I got pregnant i twitching that's fun mm-hmm i twitching really bad constipation you never poop like it's horrible these are all common symptoms by the way this is all like very common great heartburn and indigestion stomach cramps stomach pains lots of discharge like senator that are not weird no what's the same smell as normal it's nothing smell nothing smell just a bunch of discharge what else is there Oh shortness of breath so randomly I'll just like for no reason I'll just be sitting watching TV and like I can't breathe like there's these are and I'm not I can't even think of them all where's the baby's moving your lungs it's so enough Oh gotcha anyway enough about that this is delicious Oh what's the hardest thing about being beat him convenience just the convenience of it like at VidCon that I could there was one type of baggage ship I could have backstage house just yeah I remember like shortly after you can beat him I asked you like what's the hardest part what's the worst part he just said don't use really changes I don't eat for like pleasure anymore yeah that was it it took me a while to figure out where good food was mm-hmm and I finally figured it out like we've got 10 places that have really good vegan options and then well now I cannot in and out to my list yeah yeah it's good see that's the thing is you just have to find the food that never looked for the food before I always open up a menu and I'm like meat which cuz meat is delicious I'm never gonna deny that meat is delicious and now I just have to search for it if you ate meat now would it hurt your stomach do you think dairy would and the butter that the cheese all that would hurt I don't I I ate a lot of it if I ain't read me I get meat sweats like crazy probably but I don't think cuz Matt started eating chicken again and didn't affect him at all hmm a year ago I could never have eaten an entire animal style burger and animal cell fries I could do that I can right now after eating what'd I just say I couldn't have done it and now like I could eat three more burgers God my appetites gone through the roof I've always had an appetite I'm diet I'm like we were I'm the type we're like normally not pregnant but normally I'm like I'm a monster cause I'm like I'm starving and I'm like oh yeah time but it's like ten times a day I'm like that Mike I'm so sorry emptied something right now and I don't have like four bites of somebody's like that for no reason but Matt was like I thought you were starving it was like I was now I'm not I had 3 bites now I'm like I eat like I just ate all that food and in 10 min not 10 minutes probably an hour – I'll go to Eric and be like I'm so starving 15 it's like every meal yours is Chinese food how you get it's not it and then half hour later like okay I need to eat again yeah why is that with me not with Chinese food I think that's something dude MSG is that what it is I don't know what that is I don't know I know that for currently for me it's because anything does nutrients in it my body takes it away from me and gives it to the baby so I'm not getting any nutrients for your body especially when I eat stuff like this because there's like three nutrients and all the food I just ate they're like oh there's some lettuce in there and they're like trying to think what the good stuff I are you sorting people body sorting people are like clean babies all fat but sit so they're trying to sort through all the garbage I just ate but anything that has anything good goes to the baby so then I'm left really exhausted so like my body is left with just the salt and the fat and the horrible stuff and that's why I get tired and I'm starving again because my buddy's like we need nutrients but I feel like it doesn't make a difference because I literally ate a huge bowl of fruit this morning and I was starving five minutes later well that's because it's fruit trim something you have to eat more when you eat healthy because it's there's not a lot to it when the baby's growing so fast like it like you're eating such twins even though we've seen it but it's I'm showing more than most people do I'm gonna turn down pants today yes those look so comfortable I like how they would above your bra I know they're very comfy never know Jojo shirt yeah a little tummy um they're very cozy but they're cute they fall down though cuz they have a band to pull them up they're cute though thanks girl you're welcome I have it and great she gave me everyone's been giving me like Jojo gave me this big extra extra big one because I'm pregnant and Joey Graceffa 'he's boyfriend Daniel text us and was like I'll get you some crystal wolf merch and he's like I'll get clean some really big hoodies like everyone knows just to get me buges now because it's like I don't fit in you're gonna be so cozy though yeah he knows the words to use um what was I gonna say comfy whenever I hear the word comfy I get like triggered cuz I think about one boyfriend not boyfriend a guy like really wanted to date he didn't want to date me but he did take me on a date even though he said it we watched the fireworks he took me out to dinner and then we went back to his place and we kissed and it was like in my mind it was like a great night and the next day he like didn't respond he's acting weird and so I text him was like last night I had so much fun with you you can't wait to see you again and he text me back yeah it was fun and comfy I was like oh my god I wouldn't ever be called comfy yeah I never never say I might was fun and comfy like that's unless you're like with your girlfriends oh yeah PJ's are cozy it's like let's get cozy on the couch you might want to get comfy well even that like if a guy said like last night was cozy no but I'm saying like there's a way to say it that's not yeah are there Barbie legs coming out of that planter yes there are just spread up and up art oh I will say when I bought these maternity pants yesterday mm-hmm the girl at the store clearly has been trained how to talk because when you're when you have when you have are with child do you feel fat all the time it's really horrible and um because you're bite like imagine gaining a pound or two every week and there's nothing you can do about it yeah like you just start gaining weight no matter what you do and seven girls not in there yeah and so it's really scary but she I come in and I'm like I think I'm sighs this and she goes are you sure you're really skinny I bet you're way smaller than that and I was like thank you and I'm so excited but then I heard her saying it's all the mom she knows how to talk to pregnant women because all these moms feel like super big yeah and she's just like you're so skinny I think you're a size smaller you have like a workers say that and it's moving the story yeah I know and then it was like all my dreams were – I mean I know I'm so small girl she's weird to see my body look different than it used to yeah it's weird to see like I was always really really tiny tiny tiny and then to see my body look to France world it was arm but anyway I feel like we didn't talk about anything interesting you talked about the baby stuff aunt anicon tack on a VidCon whether there's any other tea I can spell about two ago here's a tea about tannic on wait I have to say on your announcement at VidCon that you have an announcement yeah what's my announcements what was my fire oh yeah I added a final show to mind in your second announcement is that you had an announcement I know I felt bad that like my announcement wasn't that exciting my announcement was when are you announcing that you're pregnant this Friday I fried it it smells real bad so I think thanks for watching this let me know if you want more of these I'm gonna be on tour I might already be on to where by the time this comes out I'm not sure but you guys can get tickets and come see me and come see my little belly and the cute belly it's a tiny little belly but it feels large alright thanks for watching everyone see you later might be so much