First job interview after being a stay-at-home Mom.

First job interview after being a stay-at-home Mom.

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have a seat hello my name is Gloria Campbell I'm the vice president of this company I'm Chrissy thank you for the opportunity I am interested in hearing what makes you think you'd be a good sales representative for this company I'm really good at problem-solving I swear to God if you guys don't start sharing I'm gonna take all of these toys and I'm gonna burn them right in front of you knock it off I am a people person for sure I love people yo yo get down get down get down um and also I work really well under pressure Late Late relate I swear to God Sarah get your shoes on front door now Stephen Stephen get your finger out of the electric socket we need to go now so I feel like I could bring a lot to the table with the receptionist position you will be doing a lot of typing are you familiar with word yes I am very familiar with words I've been using them since I was a baby I can say all kinds of words and I know many words oh no I mean like office word oh sorry yeah I know office word stapler chair paperclip okay I just that's not what I meant but we're gonna move on it says here that you have you have not worked in four years what exactly have you been doing I had a baby I'm really looking forward to just getting out into the real world and getting back to having adult interaction I've been a stay-at-home mom for a while now and it's like I'm just ready I'm ready to move on mm-hmm do you mind I'm just gonna I haven't had lunch yet starving it's not enough hours in the day oh why are you crying it's Jesus first day and take care today and Chase loves graham crackers who's chase my son I'm sorry I don't take it away no that's fine we can put this away I can imagine how tough that would what is that Chase is bougie favorite toy okay well thank you very much for coming in today so what do you think they get the position know what about how about now mm-hmm on a scale of one to ten ten being I got the position did I get the position still no okay

41 thoughts on “First job interview after being a stay-at-home Mom.

  1. This had me busting in the gut laughing because these interviews seem so useless because we are asked the type of questions that career focused women can answer. I had to type a skit and rehearse it for job interviews in the past, then I accepted my role as a mom/entreprenuer and was the better for it. I got tired of lying to employers.

  2. Door bell rings get down get down …omg that's me …and then the rest of the day WHY AM I SO ALONE! …..*phone rings* …..silence it and hide it like it didnt happenπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. Once had an interview at a furniture consignment store after being a stay at home mom.
    Admittedly I probably wasn't qualified but after the interview I saw the notes on my resume and all it read was "stay-at-home mom" I was devastated.
    My job interview with another company was soon after this. When I mentioned I had taken the last few years off to be with my kids the owners face lit up and she exclaimed "I love hiring stay at home moms! They make the best employees. All the ones I have previously hired are so reliable and seem to really love their work."
    It amazed me to see the difference. One left me devastated and feeling rejected while the other made me feel like a superstar.

  4. Okay this was the funniest ever. When you started crying about the graham crackers and the manager spanked the graham cracker about died.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. I really do that when someone's at my door I hate the outside world and stay at home as much as I can I didn't let my own sister in before because she didn't tell me she was gonna stop by and I don't have a peep hole so she knocked and knocked then left and called me telling me the sun won't kill me to open my blinds so i could see whos knocking I said no because then I cant act like im not home if it is someone like my mother in law if they can see me thru my giant window lol

  6. The worst is when you go out and start talking to your friends and you're saying words like "gink" (drink) "pee pee potty" "num num" (yummy) "dee doo" (thank you) "bye byes" and realize you need that adult interaction more than your friends may ever realize πŸ˜‚

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